My baby brother has a girlfriend

By January 13, 2010Art, Crafts, Family

Her name is Mallory, and she is absolutely the most adorably cute girl you’ve barely been able to catch sight of. She’s seriously as bright as the sun. She oozes congeniality. How do you do it Mallory?

Baby Brother, you know you’re a handsome git too. Must have been all that Crisco we tricked you into eating as a child. Butter-flavored ice cream anyone?